The adventures of Shaun — a man revered as a god in some ancient cultures.
It is Thursday. I am so bored right now, it is NOT even funny. Earlier, I watched Ben Hur… a nice 4-hour flick. Then, I made some sort of contraption out of rubbber bands which is hard to describe. It was more or less a trapeze wire for the paper man I created. Unfortunately, he fell off and there was no net. Always make sure you miniature replicas of trapeze artists have a net. That’s a life lesson we should all remember.
So, I am still bored. I am slowly getting a little better at fencing. VERY slowly. It is still fun though… even though I suck bad.
Besides the wonderful world of fencing and movies Charlton Heston made before he became a psychotic, not much else is happening. I think I will end this entry with lyrics to the raging party anthem, “Welcome to the Jungle”:
CHORUS:
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you’re gonna bleed
But it’s the price you pay
And you’re a very sexy girl
That’s very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won’t get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You’ll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you’re high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!
You know where you are
You’re in the jungle baby
You’re gonna die
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It’s gonna bring you down-HA!