Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

Today is Wednesday.

Why does the weather in Ohio suck so very much? Walking to class in my thin jacket, freezing to death, I realized that it is almost the middle of April and people are still comfortably wearing sweaters to class. Perhaps it is time that the population of this fine state of mine look for a new home. That’s right, I think the entire state of Ohio should either move to Wisconsin, or Texas.

Personally, I’m partial to Texas. They’ve got everything we have in Ohio, plus there is ample migrant work to be had and the weather is wonderful. It is definitely not humid in Texas (assuming we are in the northwestern core, as opposed to near the Gulf of Mexico).

Another good reason Texas would be an excellent choice is because it’s BIG. It’s the biggest state in the Union (minus Alaska which I don’t consider a state).

However, if you want to move to Wisconsin, you will not be mocked by other Ohioians. Wisconsin DOES have something of a football team; it would be a nice change after living in Ohio.