Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

Sunday…

So far, my weekend has been one of legendary proportions. Not legendary in the sense that I actually did something productive, but rather, legendary that I did very little of anything. Many will argue that “It’s the weekend, dude! You’re allowed to just chill out and watch some rad music videos on MTV!” Unfortunately, I don’t trust anyone from the year 1987, and based on that attempt at slang, that’s when that person is from.

Actually, now that I think of it, I did do one productive thing. You will notice the template has been updated. I got tired of the old one and I wasn’t too happy with it in the first place. I like this one MUCH better. Now, you can actually see the words instead of having to guess what I was saying. Exciting, eh?

Besides my 4-hour template designing marathon, I did nothing. I woke up at 1:30 pm every day. Of course, I went to bed at around 4 am, so I guess it evens out.

Man… this is the most exciting entry ever. Wow. I am definitely marking this as a favorite entry. It will be a fixture in the annals of history. Years from now, little kids will sit by the fireplace doing homework about this little piece of writing. In fact, I’m even going to make a charitable society dedicated to this fantastic display of narrative skill. You can make a donation if you’d like, but I’d rather you STOP READING AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!

Honestly! There are better things out there than reading someone else’s innermost personal thoughts! I feel constantly pressured by you people to update and update and update!! YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE!!! WHY MUST I ALWAYS UPDATE!! WHY?!?!?!?!?! OH CRU-EL HARLOT FATE WHY HAVE YOU CHOSEN ME TO ENTERTAIN THE MISFORTUNATE!!!

If you are still reading, GO OUTSIDE!! RIDE A BIKE!! PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!!! INVENT A NEW SPORT!!! DO SOMETHING!!!! YOU ARE A BURDEN ON SOCIETY AND NEED TO START CONTRIBUTING MORE!!!

To all who took offense to that pitiful rant (and it was pitiful…), you have no sense of humor and I weep for your future. I am not very creative today and I must go do something else. That’s all.