Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

Wow… 37 days since my last entry. Where has the time gone?

In 37 days, one would assume that I would have completed countless chores and earned huge sums of money from a summer job. However, here we are with a backyard full of unchopped lumber, a ditch half-finished, and 1 day of training for my new job in the last 3 weeks. The lack of work is not my fault, though. Apparently the new boss forgot my name. There’s a real self-esteem booster.

As for the unfinished chores, the only explanation is that my daily dose of Cartoon Network seems to interfere with every hour in the day. 2 shows every hour, 24 hours a day. That’s 48 shows every day multiplied by my 37 days of absence. As it is most evident, I am no longer a mere mortal — instead, a god among men.

Actually, I only watch Cartoon Network to catch Powerpuff Girls. It must be Mojo Jojo. With all my heart, I believe he is the savior for the misguided souls of our troubled masses.

My god, a massive headache is leaving my brain functionless (this happens when I try to write during the summer). Hopefully it will not be another 37 days till the next time I update. It probably will.