Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

It’s Tuesday.

So, it’s been a VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY long time since I last updated this. There are plenty of reasons for this, but I imagine no one cares. So, I’ll just say I haven’t been updating because I have been extremely busy with class, work (over the summer), and other projects of mine.

Classes started last week (September 7th, to be exact). My whole week was thrown off by the fact that I started school on a Tuesday. I’m using that as the excuse for why I’ve already missed a bunch of my classes. Actually, I haven’t missed a BUNCH…

Well… yes… I have.

What classes am I taking, you ask? I am taking 1) BIOS 170 — it sucks pretty bad, 2) RUS 211 — Russian rocks and also alliteration… does, 3) FILM 201 — History of Film is pretty exciting, 4) HIST 390A — Tudor England — Not bad, but not good.

That’s my real life.

In my imaginary life, I’m taking PIR 362A: “‘Ahoy!’ and You” as a requirement for my Advanced Pirating degree. It’s an all right class, I guess. Dr. Dead Man Jack is a decent professor; he DOES spend a little too much time with the rum before class, I think.

As for my other imaginary classes, there is SHI 240: Shipbuilding, PIR 289: Plundering and Pillaging — Time Management for Pirates, and finally, PIR 341B: Norwegians Eat Whales. I have also added a Fine Arts minor.

That’s all for now. This entry wasn’t very exciting, I know, but tomorrow’s (yes, I’m going to update periodically now) will CERTAINLY be more exciting.