Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

Man, it’s finally Sunday night.

I’ve been waiting for Thanksgiving to be over with since I ate my last piece of turkey Thursday afternoon. Technically, I guess the holiday was over at 12:01 a.m. Friday morning, but the spirit of the holiday endured this entire weekend. Also, relatives were over the entire weekend. I don’t think the holiday is officially over with until all the relatives are gone and life is back to normal. Since I just finished dropping off my grandma and cousin in Indiana, the holiday is now over for me.

This year’s Thanksgiving was both fantastic and sucky–the turkey was the fantastic part. Because the wounds from the festivities are still raw, this entry will be without a description of what transpired throughout this entire week. I am, however, $50 lighter and my car is nearly out of gas again.

My plans for the week are as follows:

• Complete struggle for world domination.
• Make a new movie about Christmas.
• Divide newly conquered world into 2 sections. The Spanish will rule 1/2, the Portguese will rule the other.
• Acquire small but loyal army to do my evil bidding.

I will keep everyone updated on how these plans go.