Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

So, it’s Wednesday.

Right about now I’ve put off cleaning my car for a few hours. Really, I just can’t make myself do it. It’s just a LITTLE bit too cold to be doing it. Had it been warm, I probably would’ve started on it at 9 in the morning or so—but it’s not warm. In fact, it’s still pretty cold. Yes, it’s warmer than it has been, but the amount of temperature increase doesn’t not mean it is still warm enough to do activities like washing a car and swimming. Tomorrow, though, the high is supposed to be around 50 degrees Fahrenheit; also, it will be substantially sunny. That, in my book, is the beginning of car-washing weather.

Enough about car car washing though; I should tell everyone about last night.

Last night, Jason and I had a splendid time roaming the streets of Dayton, OH with absolutely nothing to do. At least, I did. I’m not sure if Jason did or not; he was on the phone a lot of the time we were out. In fact, Jason’s phone stopped working, so he volunteered the services of my phone. The situation was pretty funny, I think.

I should take a moment here and give some Street Cred Points to Jason for his feat last night; he managed to talk to 4 hot girls in a single night. Granted, one of them was Laura (who is quite hot, but just a friend), but that’s still 4 in my book. I’ll give Jason 2 SC points, which brings his total up to 2.

Way to go, Jason!

Anyway, back to the story. Jason and I drove around a lot. At one point, we went to Wal-Mart. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Wal-Mart, it is a fine store. It has a few things that work against it, yes, but when you’re bored there really is no place quite like it. Except Meijer. Meijer is like a Wal-Mart only a little less dumpy. I personally prefer Meijer or Target. Target is a rich person’s K-Mart. K-Mart was, of course, the original Wal-Mart and remains a step above it situated comfortably between Wal-Mart and Meijer on my level of white trashiness. So, if you were keeping track you’d see my list of stores as 1) Target, 2) Meijer, 3) K-Mart, and 4) Wal-Mart.

Please note that none of this will be on the final exam.

So, there Jason and I were at Wal-Mart. Actually, that’s the end of the story. Really, we didn’t do too much after that. We went to White Castle and I ordered an entire 10-pack on which to gorge. With the benefit of hindsight, it was not the brightest thing I’ve ever done in my life. I think I’ll leave the details of my remorses out and just stay with that last regret.

That was pretty much it though.

Oh—we invented a new laugh that we’re itching to show Jacki who is, as we speak, still in Thailand. Also, I taped American Idol for Jacki. A lot has happend on that front. One of the guys just quit and it was one of our favorites. So, that’s a pretty big deal. But, yeah. That’s all I think.

The End (?O es?)