Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

It’s Thursday.

Wow. Holy God. It’s been a bloody long time since I last updated. I shouldn’t say that actually. I’ve been sending a fair amount of pictures to this ole journal, but I just haven’t been writing. My grammar and spelling will most likely reflect this trend. Hopefully it doesn’t end up being too embarrassing. I embarrass myself enough already; I don’t need mistakes in writing to emphasize how big of a loser I am.

Really, though, I think just talking about grammar does that for me.

So, what have I been up to? For those of you who have been looking at the pictures and reading their captions, you will have noticed that I stood in line for 2 1/2 hours JUST FOR PIZZA yesterday. What can I say? I’m pretty amazing.

It was from Marion’s Piazza, which means only one thing: it was bloody awesome.

Really though — this was the best pizza I’ve ever had in my life. And I’ve had plenty of pizza The whole college thing, you know… plus I’m pretty fat. I know what good pizza is. This was good pizza. The best, in fact. Pizza, that is. Hopefully after such a long wait it would be. Am I right? I’m right. I know right and I’m right. About the pizza. I’m right about the pizza.

I think the neatest thing about the pizza was that I gorged myself on it. I don’t usually gorge. This was a gorging pizza. I was pretty excited about the opportunity for gorging. Gorging doesn’t usually present itself as an option. I felt like a bear, or a wild animal, or something that eats until its stomach explodes. A shark maybe? All they do is eat. Kill and eat, man. They’re pretty wild. I mean that too. They are wild. As in, “not bred in captivity.”

But yeah.

I really don’t have very much else. I mean, I could do an entire entry about the fun I had in Memphis, what I’ve been up to, how nepotism both rocks and sucks, all KINDS of stuff. I don’t want to though. All I want to do is talk about pizza. I like my pizza and I like to talk about it too. I think I’ve done a fair job of that. With any luck, however, I’ll never write another entry like this again.

Am I right?