Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

I have absolutely no idea why, but a whole, complete taco was resting in the middle of the road this morning on my way to work. Naturally, temptation won out and I ran it over on purpose. The situation seemed so surreal that I had to write something about it. Also, I laughed a lot about it afterwards.

I just remembered a funny story and I had to make a post about it because I laughed so hard just thinking about it. My friend Todd was vacuuming his house one day and he went over to vacuum his bird cage where his bird, Lewis, lived. In the process of cleaning it, he vacuumed up his bird and it got stuck in the top part of the vacuum hose.

Really. Just picture it happening, the bird squawking like crazy and him struggling to get it out. That’s comedy.

Yeah. I’m still working on this redesign. It’s a bit more intense than I thought. Hopefully, I will be finished pretty soon. Anything you see that is stupid (e.g., the current poll) is just something I haven’t updated yet. Or, it’s something that was always stupid and will probably remain so. Time will only tell, I guess. Oh yeah: and a pity percentage point on the counter for myself.

Just wanted to test this out. I’ll probably delete this post.