Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

ARGH! How is glass bottle Coke SO bloody GOOD?! If you can’t tell, I’m craving it pretty bad right now. Maybe a run to Supervalu is in order. Maybe not. Maybe that’s because I’m lazy. I’ll let you decide.

I just tried to eat my bowl of cereal with a fork. The sad thing is that I didn’t realize what I was doing until I was most of the way finished. I have a feeling today will be another “one of those days.”

Apparently Indiana had a holiday they forgot to tell me about. It’s called, “Take a Kid Hunting Day.” It’s real too. I think anything I can say would just be too much; the name pretty much says everything I want. Still though, I have to admit that it’s a little weak. “Teach a Kid to Kill Day” is much better.