Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

Monday.

Well, the weekend is over. That generally happens on Mondays. I’ve never understood why Sunday is part of the whole weekend classification though. If you look on the calendar, it’s not at the end. In fact, it’s at the very front. On other calendars in most of the world, Sunday is pegged on at the end and Monday leads the week. Not in America though.

Maybe we feel as though we’d find it depressing if Monday were to start every week?

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Currently Listening to

Forrest Gump: The Soundtrack

So, it’s a Monday night.

My stay in Dallas (Texas, of course) is over and I am back in the grand state of Ohio. There are a few things I notice immediately upon my return: 1) Ohio doesn’t whore itself out like Texas does with “Don’t Mess With Texas”-themed products and 2) Ohio has a general regard for driver safety that is not present in the Lone Star State. I really had a lot of fun, but I am definitely glad to be home because, as a poet once said, “home is home.”

For the record, I am that poet. What can I say? I’m good with words.

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It’s Tuesday?

I just woke up. Yes, I realize it’s a bit late, but I went to bed a early — this morning, that is. At 8 o’ clock, in fact; it’s 3:30 now. So, if you’re any good at math, you’ll notice I didn’t even get 8 hours worth of sleep, the international standard amount of sleep. In case you were wondering, I was at Wal-Mart all night installing AXPs (wireless routers) 30 feet above the ground. Actually, point of order, James was installing the routers; I was busy pulling all the cable to them.

If you work at Wal-Mart, thank the person who installed your AXPs the next time you use your handheld.

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It’s been 2 weeks since I last updated and it’s Tuesday.

I absolutely suck at updating during the summer. I don’t know why, but whenever the weather starts to turn warm, I drop everything I’m doing and go outside and play. I can’t focus in the summer. It’s all the fault of public education. I’ve been trained to not have to focus during the summer. All those years of summer breaks have conditioned me. So, I apologize.

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It’s Wednesday (or something like that).

It’s been a few days since I last updated, so I thought now was the time to put up another entry. Not too much has been happening. Jacki got back from Oregon on Saturday night. Jason and I actually drove to the Columbus airport to pick her up. Originally, she was supposed to fly into Indianapolis (that’s where she flew out of), but a lot of things happened and she wound up flying to Columbus from Las Vegas.

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Mother of God, it’s Wednesday.

So, I haven’t written too much in the last few days. I suppose there is a good reason for this, but I don’t know what it is. I go through phases when I update like crazy and other periods when there is never anything new. This period right now would probably be the latter. I’ve been thinking a lot lately instead of writing. Mostly, I’ve been thinking about dinosaurs etc. but sometimes an actual thought pops in my head.

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