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This is the business card of the official "Duckmaster." Because I am a nerd I asked him and yes, that is what his occupation is listed as on his tax forms.

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These are the world-famous Peabody Hotel ducks. I waited 30 minutes just to photograph them if that is any indication of the "excitement" level of this trip.

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Meet my grandma. She's holding up all the stuff she stole from the hotel's Continental breakfast. What can I say? My family has class.

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