Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

It’s Monday afternoon.

Well, it’s another nice day outside. I woke up with the sun shining in my eyes (not metaphorically, it was literally in my eyes) and Oscar at my side. He is quite the trusty companion sometimes. Not all the time, mind you. He has a tendency to forget I exist if someone else in the house has food. I’ve actually considered tieing cuts of meat to my clothes so that Oscar will always want to be with me. I suppose that’s not such a great idea because 1) I don’t WANT Oscar always with me and 2) meat gets rotten pretty fast.

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Yes, it’s Wednesday.

Well, I haven’t done very much today. Samantha, my little niece, came over today and we had to take Oscar for a walk to the park. Unfortunately, Samantha is only about 2 years old so we walked close to the speed of glacier. Continents have moved faster than we did. Surprisingly, this didn’t bother me all too much because both Samantha and Oscar are great chick magnets. Together, they are unstoppable. Well, they are sort-of unstoppable. The only problem with this whole plan: there aren’t very many hot chicks in New Lebanon.

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So, I might’ve just taken a step too far towards dorkdom in my life, but I have another download for everyone. This one really is kind of an inside joke between Jason and I (plus anyone else who was a band nerd), but I’ll go ahead and share it. For your downloading pleasure, I present to you my latest masterpiece, The “‘My Heart Will Go On’ Polka.” Really, it only took me about an hour to make it. I was bored.

Download it @ http://journal.lewiguez.com/media/mhwgopolka.mid