Shaun Lewis: the Man, the Myth, the Legend

It’s like Wednesday or something… I honestly don’t know what day it is. I hope that’s right.

I have to say that I think I am truly one of the funniest human beings in the entire world. Rarely will I ever compliment myself. I suppose that makes it a big deal that I have. When I say “compliment myself,” by the way, I am not referring to anytime I compliment myself tongue-in-cheek, which I do a lot. Ridiculing the man that is Shaun Lewis is a very popular pastime of mine and I have to say that I am quite good at it. On occasion I have even been known to make myself break down into tears.

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So, I might’ve just taken a step too far towards dorkdom in my life, but I have another download for everyone. This one really is kind of an inside joke between Jason and I (plus anyone else who was a band nerd), but I’ll go ahead and share it. For your downloading pleasure, I present to you my latest masterpiece, The “‘My Heart Will Go On’ Polka.” Really, it only took me about an hour to make it. I was bored.

Download it @ http://journal.lewiguez.com/media/mhwgopolka.mid

Well, it’s Thursday.

Today was a pretty decent day. I woke up and actually went to class—something I’ve been meaning to do for a while now. Luckily, I went to Russian where there was a quiz waiting for me. Actually, this was less a quiz and more a copy of the SAT in Swahili; or, perhaps, Russian. I have never had such a hard time with a test. It wasn’t so much that it was HARD, either—just long. Ungoldy long. I finished it though. I had a white beard down to the my knees, but I still finished it.

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