Yes, it’s Wednesday.

Well, I haven’t done very much today. Samantha, my little niece, came over today and we had to take Oscar for a walk to the park. Unfortunately, Samantha is only about 2 years old so we walked close to the speed of glacier. Continents have moved faster than we did. Surprisingly, this didn’t bother me all too much because both Samantha and Oscar are great chick magnets. Together, they are unstoppable. Well, they are sort-of unstoppable. The only problem with this whole plan: there aren’t very many hot chicks in New Lebanon.

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It’s Saturday afternoon.

I’m bored and there is nothing to do right now because it’s Saturday afternoon. It’s currently too late to start anything new and it’s too early to do stuff. Also, Jason went to work early and Jacki is, presumably, still asleep. That leaves me with a big fat 0 on the amount of things I could do that doesn’t involve TV. I actually just used up my last resort; it was to take my neighbor’s dog for a walk. I am now resortless.

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