Currently Listening to
Austin Powers: Original SoundtrackAustin Powers: Original Soundtrack

It’s Saturday night.

If you haven’t been to Chuck E. Cheese’s since you were a kid, I highly suggest a visit is in order — if only to check out the observations I’m about to make for yourself. OK. I want to go on record here as stating that Chuck E. Cheese’s is legalized gambling for kids. I never made the connection until today when I went there for my niece Samantha’s birthday party.

Continue reading…

Yes, it’s Wednesday.

Well, I haven’t done very much today. Samantha, my little niece, came over today and we had to take Oscar for a walk to the park. Unfortunately, Samantha is only about 2 years old so we walked close to the speed of glacier. Continents have moved faster than we did. Surprisingly, this didn’t bother me all too much because both Samantha and Oscar are great chick magnets. Together, they are unstoppable. Well, they are sort-of unstoppable. The only problem with this whole plan: there aren’t very many hot chicks in New Lebanon.

Continue reading…


About