The adventures of Shaun — a man revered as a god in some ancient cultures.
I have absolutely no idea why, but a whole, complete taco was resting in the middle of the road this morning on my way to work. Naturally, temptation won out and I ran it over on purpose. The situation seemed so surreal that I had to write something about it. Also, I laughed a lot about it afterwards.
So, it’s Wednesday. Apparently, I skipped Tuesday.
Well, it’s been an interesting few days after a certain incident, which occured on Monday, that I would like to never mention again for the rest of my life. The stench was gone immediately following that second shower, but that hasn’t stopped some of my so-called “friends” from suggesting that it might still linger. Yeah—thanks, guys. I think I’m going to try to let this episode die out so I can discuss something else; really, I’m not sure what else to talk about, but I’ll think of something.
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